Today is father and mother left us 1,761/1,424 days.
Unlucky : Last Sundayat Serangoon Ave 2 oper carpark, while I was trying to reverse into a
parking lot, a lady driver drove out from a parking lot and my front left knocked on
her front left. She kept saying it was my fault and wants me to pay for the damaged.
At first I also thought it was my fault, but after thinking about it, I almost reverse into
the lot and she just drove out from her parking lot, then I think it was her fault that
caused the accident. So I asked her to report. Anyway my insurance said 50-50 case. If
I lose the case, I have to pay $1,000. So I think I'm Unlucky loh.........
Very
Unlucky : Few nights ago, I went downstairs to buy cigarettes. As I was walking, suddenly I felt
I stepped something soft, at the same time I heard chit...chit....chit....follow by a bite
on my toe. I quickly lifted up my leg and saw a mouse ran into the drain. I looked at
my toe, there was a red dot on it. I pressed on it and blood came out. I quickly went
up and washed and kept pressing the wound until it stop bleeding. At that time, May
and Mark were on the phone, and Mark quickly went on line to check information on
what might happen if kena bitten by mouse. May put on speaker and he start reading
all the scary info. So no choice, Ah Ling accompany me to Thomson Medical Centre.
When the doctor heard what I said, he also laugh. He said he had seen alot of patients bitten
by dogs, by mouse, I'm the first one. He then said I need a Tetanus Toxoid injection.
I went to the next room, there a nurse was preparing the niddle and medicine. (Not
long ago, this hospital made a mistake on a pregnant white woman who then gave birth
to a black baby) Although I was quite worried, sekaly she took the wrong medicine
and later I act like "Ah Kua", that time charm lah......... I dare not ask her to double
check the medicine, because I afread that she might get angry and poke me hard hard.
The ground so big and yet I can stepped on the mouse and kena bitten, then have to
pay $113.95 for the medical fees, I think I'm Very Unlucky loh........
Most
Unlucky : Ground so big and yet can kena stepped by me, I think the Most Unlucky one.............
That STUPID mouse loh..........
May The Lord Bless all our family members and everyone. Amen.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
The Dou Fu (豆腐) Story.
Today is Father and Mother left us 1,517/1190 days.
This morning I picked up a lady passenger at Boon Keong MRT. She asked me to send her to China Town MRT. I asked her, " take taxi now got to pay 35% peak hour surcharge, pay for ERP, take MRT cheeper and faster, why you choose to take taxi ?" "From now on, I will never take MRT during peak hour." she said. "Why ?" I asked. "Yesterday loh," she started to tell her story. "The train was so crowded, I got squeeze between two stupid idiot, I think they want to eat my dou fu." "What ?! Got people eat your dou fu ?" "Ya loh, really too much er." She said. I turned back and look at her, her face flat flat, hair like sabulili, eyes small small, nose big big, mouth little bit senget, the part suppose to be big, not big, suppose to be small but very big (her August 15). I agreed with her, this kind of stock colour, who ever eat her dou fu, really too too too much.
Ha ha ha ha, I laugh very loud. She like not very happy, "You all men always like that, see woman only "cum cum cheng."
This time I am not very happy, I said "Hello, please don't say you all men always like that, your father, brother and alot of VIP, they are all man you know." She quickly said "ya, I know, I mean some men are like that loh." "Do you know some women also like that ? I also kena a lady eat my dou fu you know." I said. "What ! really ah, aaaa what happen, tell me lay, tell me lay." She sound so excited. "That day loh......" Now my turn to tell her my story........
"My wife and I were at Dhoby Gaud MRT, this MRT always very crowded, when the train arrived, everybody rush in, I am the last one to go in. The train was so packed, I have to stand at the door side. Suddently, a lady run towards, already no space for her to stand, but she still forced herself in, so I push backward little bit but still half her body outside, so when the door closed, her back also kena knocked by the door. She and me was so closed, luckily she is very tall, I only reach her shoulder, if no my nose sure touch her nose, and also luckily she sling her handbag infront, if not I sure 被她奶奶的压 until cannot breath." "Wa.... so you siok la.....ha ha ha" she laugh and said. "Siok ? you kone how she looks like ? Have you seen the latest Jack Neo show, she exactly looks like the lady who sell new products to Mark Lee." I said. "Ya... ya...ya... I watched the show also, eeeee.... that lady very ugly lay.....ha...ha....ha...." she like 兴灾乐祸 laugh until very loud. "Luckily we only take one station, " I carry on said, "When I walked out, my wife asked me, 她跟你很熟吗 ？why she put her two hand on your shoulder ? Haaaaa, I thought that was your hand, I think she dam lucky, if she is sexy and pretty, my wife sure bite her finger." "Ya ya ya... I will do that also, she too much loh....Ai ya, so fast reach aready, nice talking to you uncle, I hope I will take your taxi again, hee...hee...hee.. bye......" She paid the fair and got down.
I stop there for a moment, looking at her back, she gelek right..... gelek left......gelek right..... gelek left...... her backside two pieces big meat bounce up..... bounce down.....bounce up.....bounce down....... Suddently it reminds me the song I used to sing to my granddaughter 小小牛 ..............Roll.... roll..... (揉....揉....) roll.....your poot.....roll ya roll lay kor poot.........salally velally salally velally.....roll ya roll your poot......
May The Lord Bless all our family members. Amen.
This morning I picked up a lady passenger at Boon Keong MRT. She asked me to send her to China Town MRT. I asked her, " take taxi now got to pay 35% peak hour surcharge, pay for ERP, take MRT cheeper and faster, why you choose to take taxi ?" "From now on, I will never take MRT during peak hour." she said. "Why ?" I asked. "Yesterday loh," she started to tell her story. "The train was so crowded, I got squeeze between two stupid idiot, I think they want to eat my dou fu." "What ?! Got people eat your dou fu ?" "Ya loh, really too much er." She said. I turned back and look at her, her face flat flat, hair like sabulili, eyes small small, nose big big, mouth little bit senget, the part suppose to be big, not big, suppose to be small but very big (her August 15). I agreed with her, this kind of stock colour, who ever eat her dou fu, really too too too much.
Ha ha ha ha, I laugh very loud. She like not very happy, "You all men always like that, see woman only "cum cum cheng."
This time I am not very happy, I said "Hello, please don't say you all men always like that, your father, brother and alot of VIP, they are all man you know." She quickly said "ya, I know, I mean some men are like that loh." "Do you know some women also like that ? I also kena a lady eat my dou fu you know." I said. "What ! really ah, aaaa what happen, tell me lay, tell me lay." She sound so excited. "That day loh......" Now my turn to tell her my story........
"My wife and I were at Dhoby Gaud MRT, this MRT always very crowded, when the train arrived, everybody rush in, I am the last one to go in. The train was so packed, I have to stand at the door side. Suddently, a lady run towards, already no space for her to stand, but she still forced herself in, so I push backward little bit but still half her body outside, so when the door closed, her back also kena knocked by the door. She and me was so closed, luckily she is very tall, I only reach her shoulder, if no my nose sure touch her nose, and also luckily she sling her handbag infront, if not I sure 被她奶奶的压 until cannot breath." "Wa.... so you siok la.....ha ha ha" she laugh and said. "Siok ? you kone how she looks like ? Have you seen the latest Jack Neo show, she exactly looks like the lady who sell new products to Mark Lee." I said. "Ya... ya...ya... I watched the show also, eeeee.... that lady very ugly lay.....ha...ha....ha...." she like 兴灾乐祸 laugh until very loud. "Luckily we only take one station, " I carry on said, "When I walked out, my wife asked me, 她跟你很熟吗 ？why she put her two hand on your shoulder ? Haaaaa, I thought that was your hand, I think she dam lucky, if she is sexy and pretty, my wife sure bite her finger." "Ya ya ya... I will do that also, she too much loh....Ai ya, so fast reach aready, nice talking to you uncle, I hope I will take your taxi again, hee...hee...hee.. bye......" She paid the fair and got down.
I stop there for a moment, looking at her back, she gelek right..... gelek left......gelek right..... gelek left...... her backside two pieces big meat bounce up..... bounce down.....bounce up.....bounce down....... Suddently it reminds me the song I used to sing to my granddaughter 小小牛 ..............Roll.... roll..... (揉....揉....) roll.....your poot.....roll ya roll lay kor poot.........salally velally salally velally.....roll ya roll your poot......
May The Lord Bless all our family members. Amen.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Today is father and mother left us 1,372/1045 days.
This morning, after alighting a passenger near All Saint Home, I went and visit father and mother. As usual, I will walk in from the first entrance and say hello to 2 kids and 2 pretty young ladies, then I will wish everybody there 大家好 and walk up to 2nd floor. As I walk in room 3, I will also keep saying 大家好。。大家好。。。and on the lights and fan and sit infront of father and mother.
I like to be there when no body around, so I can talk freely to them, if not when someone saw me sitting there kee kee kut kut, they might think that I am siow.
As usual, I will tell them all the people and things happened around, whether good things bad things, big things small things, funny things and even kay poh things I also let them know. So, from Ah Pee sickness, Kim Neo retired, Dorris and Ah Wah moved house, Ah Boo just wear "square hat" lah, Thommy didn't kena toto but went and claim lah, how Foong Chee play jackpot slow motion and how Ah Pee play jackpot suddenly can scream and scared herself lah, also their grate grandchildren stomath got one hard thing lah, kena burned by iron lah, pang sai blink eye and many many things, as long as I know, I will keep them informed. Some time I even 打小报告. Sometimes, after telling them some funny things, when I look at their smilling photos, I really can feel that they are laughing too. I felt that talking to the dead is a kind of 乐趣 because like hokkien said "wu lu kong, boh yi kong", I really enjoyed very much.
Before I left, I always tell them, if any thing they want us to do, tell us in our dream. So far, never dream of them, so, no number given leh......
May The Lord Bless all our family members. Amen.
This morning, after alighting a passenger near All Saint Home, I went and visit father and mother. As usual, I will walk in from the first entrance and say hello to 2 kids and 2 pretty young ladies, then I will wish everybody there 大家好 and walk up to 2nd floor. As I walk in room 3, I will also keep saying 大家好。。大家好。。。and on the lights and fan and sit infront of father and mother.
I like to be there when no body around, so I can talk freely to them, if not when someone saw me sitting there kee kee kut kut, they might think that I am siow.
As usual, I will tell them all the people and things happened around, whether good things bad things, big things small things, funny things and even kay poh things I also let them know. So, from Ah Pee sickness, Kim Neo retired, Dorris and Ah Wah moved house, Ah Boo just wear "square hat" lah, Thommy didn't kena toto but went and claim lah, how Foong Chee play jackpot slow motion and how Ah Pee play jackpot suddenly can scream and scared herself lah, also their grate grandchildren stomath got one hard thing lah, kena burned by iron lah, pang sai blink eye and many many things, as long as I know, I will keep them informed. Some time I even 打小报告. Sometimes, after telling them some funny things, when I look at their smilling photos, I really can feel that they are laughing too. I felt that talking to the dead is a kind of 乐趣 because like hokkien said "wu lu kong, boh yi kong", I really enjoyed very much.
Before I left, I always tell them, if any thing they want us to do, tell us in our dream. So far, never dream of them, so, no number given leh......
May The Lord Bless all our family members. Amen.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Little return for little good things
Today is Father and Mother left us 1,363/1036 days.
This morning while I was driving at Ang Mo Kio street 62, a very young lady flag my taxi. She sat in and asked, uncle, do you know where is Pasir Ris ITE ? Can you send me there ? I looked at her and said no problem. I think she is about 18 to 21 of age, like fresh from school, speak very soft and looks nerves. After a while, she asked, uncle, from here to there about how much ? I said now is peak hour, got 35% extra, quite difficult to estimate. She like quite worried and said, more than $20 dollars ? I said no la, anyway don't worry la.
When we reached ITE, total metre fare is $17.85, she took out 1 ten dollars and 2 five dollars and gave it to me and said, actually I come here and take something, can I borrow your handphone ? I handed my hp to her and she called someone to inform she is here already. She then told me early on she took a taxi to work and left her hp in the taxi. a girl picked her hp but did not give it to the drive, when she call her own number, the girl asked her to come to ITE and get back her hp. I told her you are very lucky, not many people will return a picked hp.
About 5 minutes, a malay ITE studen came and returned her hp to her. She then said she got no more money to pay for the return trip. I said ok la, I send you back la.
On the way back, someone called her, from their conversation, I heard her telling her friend she got noy enough money to pay the taxi fare and asked to lend her money........
While almost reaching her working place, I noticed she still look worried, and asked her, so you got no more money, then how to buy lunch ? she kept quiet. I took a 5 dollars note and give it to her, buy your lunch. She kept saying, never mind, I can get form my friend, I pretend to drop the note so that she will pick up, I then asked her to keep it. When reached her place, the metre fare was $32.15, I said, never mind, I charge you $15, you may go. She say thank you uncle a few times and got out of my taxi, she stand there until I drove off.
After changing shift, I went to buy 4D, hoping good people got good return.
7.00pm, radio announced 4D results. Hee...hee...hee... I kena 3rd prize, 2 big 2 small iBET $106.00
So, do more good thing, you sure to get good return. If return don't come, don't worry, wait, because wait long sure have.
May The Lord Bless all our family members. Amen.
This morning while I was driving at Ang Mo Kio street 62, a very young lady flag my taxi. She sat in and asked, uncle, do you know where is Pasir Ris ITE ? Can you send me there ? I looked at her and said no problem. I think she is about 18 to 21 of age, like fresh from school, speak very soft and looks nerves. After a while, she asked, uncle, from here to there about how much ? I said now is peak hour, got 35% extra, quite difficult to estimate. She like quite worried and said, more than $20 dollars ? I said no la, anyway don't worry la.
When we reached ITE, total metre fare is $17.85, she took out 1 ten dollars and 2 five dollars and gave it to me and said, actually I come here and take something, can I borrow your handphone ? I handed my hp to her and she called someone to inform she is here already. She then told me early on she took a taxi to work and left her hp in the taxi. a girl picked her hp but did not give it to the drive, when she call her own number, the girl asked her to come to ITE and get back her hp. I told her you are very lucky, not many people will return a picked hp.
About 5 minutes, a malay ITE studen came and returned her hp to her. She then said she got no more money to pay for the return trip. I said ok la, I send you back la.
On the way back, someone called her, from their conversation, I heard her telling her friend she got noy enough money to pay the taxi fare and asked to lend her money........
While almost reaching her working place, I noticed she still look worried, and asked her, so you got no more money, then how to buy lunch ? she kept quiet. I took a 5 dollars note and give it to her, buy your lunch. She kept saying, never mind, I can get form my friend, I pretend to drop the note so that she will pick up, I then asked her to keep it. When reached her place, the metre fare was $32.15, I said, never mind, I charge you $15, you may go. She say thank you uncle a few times and got out of my taxi, she stand there until I drove off.
After changing shift, I went to buy 4D, hoping good people got good return.
7.00pm, radio announced 4D results. Hee...hee...hee... I kena 3rd prize, 2 big 2 small iBET $106.00
So, do more good thing, you sure to get good return. If return don't come, don't worry, wait, because wait long sure have.
May The Lord Bless all our family members. Amen.
Friday, October 23, 2009
New method of "Gek Sai" & 真奇怪
Today is father and mother left us the 1,358/1,031 days.
This afternoon I went to Yin Peng's house for lunch. After lunch while I was playing with xiao zhu and xiao niu, we smell something very smelly, when I look at xiao niu, I know she is panging sai, but what puzzle me is the way she "gek" her sai, she not only "gek" until her face red red, but also keep blinking her eyes, I saw her keep doing the same thing for few times, after that seems like finish her businuss. This blinking eye "gek" sai method is something new to me, so I think maybe the next time if no mater how you "gek", your sai still d'ont come out, then better start blinking your eyes, maybe it will help. If really works, d'ont forget the founder of this method.....my grand daughter.....xiao xiao niu.....Gayle.
After leaving Yin Peng's house, I went down stairs to have a cigarette, a malay boy age about 6 to 7 riding a small bicycle stopped infront of me, he asked, uncle, do you have 10 cents? can give me 10 cents? I looked at him and asked him, you wat 10 cents for what? He replied, I want to buy drink. I said, 10 cents can buy drink meh? He answered, I got money but noy enough. I stared at him and said, you got bluff me or not? He answered very fast, no no no uncle ,I never bluff you uncle. I look at him a while, took out 2 50 cents and 1 20 cents thank uncle and gave it to him and said, go and buy a can drink. He took the money and keep saying thank you uncle thank you uncle then ride off. I walked to the carpark, suddenly a chinese children song came into my mind, that song is 三轮车。。。。。要五毛，给一块。。。。你说奇怪不奇怪。 I think the next time when I hear xiao zhu sing this song, I will tell him 不奇怪，when ask for 10 cents, you give $1.20, then this is relly 真奇怪。
May The Lord Bless all our family members. Amen.
This afternoon I went to Yin Peng's house for lunch. After lunch while I was playing with xiao zhu and xiao niu, we smell something very smelly, when I look at xiao niu, I know she is panging sai, but what puzzle me is the way she "gek" her sai, she not only "gek" until her face red red, but also keep blinking her eyes, I saw her keep doing the same thing for few times, after that seems like finish her businuss. This blinking eye "gek" sai method is something new to me, so I think maybe the next time if no mater how you "gek", your sai still d'ont come out, then better start blinking your eyes, maybe it will help. If really works, d'ont forget the founder of this method.....my grand daughter.....xiao xiao niu.....Gayle.
After leaving Yin Peng's house, I went down stairs to have a cigarette, a malay boy age about 6 to 7 riding a small bicycle stopped infront of me, he asked, uncle, do you have 10 cents? can give me 10 cents? I looked at him and asked him, you wat 10 cents for what? He replied, I want to buy drink. I said, 10 cents can buy drink meh? He answered, I got money but noy enough. I stared at him and said, you got bluff me or not? He answered very fast, no no no uncle ,I never bluff you uncle. I look at him a while, took out 2 50 cents and 1 20 cents thank uncle and gave it to him and said, go and buy a can drink. He took the money and keep saying thank you uncle thank you uncle then ride off. I walked to the carpark, suddenly a chinese children song came into my mind, that song is 三轮车。。。。。要五毛，给一块。。。。你说奇怪不奇怪。 I think the next time when I hear xiao zhu sing this song, I will tell him 不奇怪，when ask for 10 cents, you give $1.20, then this is relly 真奇怪。
May The Lord Bless all our family members. Amen.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Happy and good to laugh
Today is father and mother left us the 1172th/845th days.
Today is also my first time writing on my blog. I don't know whether anybody will say I "fatt hao", but I think sometimes you will feel good if you just let go whatever you are thinking of and whatever you want to say.
Its always nice to have a good start. So there are two things that makes me feel very happy
and good to laugh.
1. Last saturday I took part in the Civil Service Club majong competition. There were 64 participants. Each one were given $500 chips. The best 32 will go to 2nd round and best 16 will go to 3rd round and only 4 will go to the final round. I was among the 4. At the end I came in 2nd. The prize, Cash $200. I really very happy.
2. A mother with her 2 years old child. Suddenly the mother Pooooot...... Mother and child both look at each other, mother said "Mummy poooooot..... chou chou.... ." Child immediately said "like GARBAGE TRUCK !!!"
The child...... Xiao xiao zhu Gabriel..........
May The Lord Bless all our family members. Amen.
Today is also my first time writing on my blog. I don't know whether anybody will say I "fatt hao", but I think sometimes you will feel good if you just let go whatever you are thinking of and whatever you want to say.
Its always nice to have a good start. So there are two things that makes me feel very happy
and good to laugh.
1. Last saturday I took part in the Civil Service Club majong competition. There were 64 participants. Each one were given $500 chips. The best 32 will go to 2nd round and best 16 will go to 3rd round and only 4 will go to the final round. I was among the 4. At the end I came in 2nd. The prize, Cash $200. I really very happy.
2. A mother with her 2 years old child. Suddenly the mother Pooooot...... Mother and child both look at each other, mother said "Mummy poooooot..... chou chou.... ." Child immediately said "like GARBAGE TRUCK !!!"
The child...... Xiao xiao zhu Gabriel..........
May The Lord Bless all our family members. Amen.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Announcement
I have create my own blog. Please feel free to visit. Thank you.
My email address is patrickcheok@gmail.com
My email address is patrickcheok@gmail.com
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