The Dou Fu (豆腐) Story.

Today is Father and Mother left us 1,517/1190 days.



This morning I picked up a lady passenger at Boon Keong MRT. She asked me to send her to China Town MRT. I asked her, " take taxi now got to pay 35% peak hour surcharge, pay for ERP, take MRT cheeper and faster, why you choose to take taxi ?" "From now on, I will never take MRT during peak hour." she said. "Why ?" I asked. "Yesterday loh," she started to tell her story. "The train was so crowded, I got squeeze between two stupid idiot, I think they want to eat my dou fu." "What ?! Got people eat your dou fu ?" "Ya loh, really too much er." She said. I turned back and look at her, her face flat flat, hair like sabulili, eyes small small, nose big big, mouth little bit senget, the part suppose to be big, not big, suppose to be small but very big (her August 15). I agreed with her, this kind of stock colour, who ever eat her dou fu, really too too too much.


Ha ha ha ha, I laugh very loud. She like not very happy, "You all men always like that, see woman only "cum cum cheng."


This time I am not very happy, I said "Hello, please don't say you all men always like that, your father, brother and alot of VIP, they are all man you know." She quickly said "ya, I know, I mean some men are like that loh." "Do you know some women also like that ? I also kena a lady eat my dou fu you know." I said. "What ! really ah, aaaa what happen, tell me lay, tell me lay." She sound so excited. "That day loh......" Now my turn to tell her my story........

"My wife and I were at Dhoby Gaud MRT, this MRT always very crowded, when the train arrived, everybody rush in, I am the last one to go in. The train was so packed, I have to stand at the door side. Suddently, a lady run towards, already no space for her to stand, but she still forced herself in, so I push backward little bit but still half her body outside, so when the door closed, her back also kena knocked by the door. She and me was so closed, luckily she is very tall, I only reach her shoulder, if no my nose sure touch her nose, and also luckily she sling her handbag infront, if not I sure 被她奶奶的压 until cannot breath." "Wa.... so you siok la.....ha ha ha" she laugh and said. "Siok ? you kone how she looks like ? Have you seen the latest Jack Neo show, she exactly looks like the lady who sell new products to Mark Lee." I said. "Ya... ya...ya... I watched the show also, eeeee.... that lady very ugly lay.....ha...ha....ha...." she like 兴灾乐祸 laugh until very loud. "Luckily we only take one station, " I carry on said, "When I walked out, my wife asked me, 她跟你很熟吗 ？why she put her two hand on your shoulder ? Haaaaa, I thought that was your hand, I think she dam lucky, if she is sexy and pretty, my wife sure bite her finger." "Ya ya ya... I will do that also, she too much loh....Ai ya, so fast reach aready, nice talking to you uncle, I hope I will take your taxi again, hee...hee...hee.. bye......" She paid the fair and got down.

I stop there for a moment, looking at her back, she gelek right..... gelek left......gelek right..... gelek left...... her backside two pieces big meat bounce up..... bounce down.....bounce up.....bounce down....... Suddently it reminds me the song I used to sing to my granddaughter 小小牛 ..............Roll.... roll..... (揉....揉....) roll.....your poot.....roll ya roll lay kor poot.........salally velally salally velally.....roll ya roll your poot......

May The Lord Bless all our family members. Amen.